that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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