that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
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I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
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I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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