The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
im six kinds of drunk right now
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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