VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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