This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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