fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
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Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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