i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm always down for nudity.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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