I am full of burrito and curiosity
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
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I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
My breasts were aching with rage.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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