it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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