That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Randomize