girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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