Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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