I'm drive I can fine osifer
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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