i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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