never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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