Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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