You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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