I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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