george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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