A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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