Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
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He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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