if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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