I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
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The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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