There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
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Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
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Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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