Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
These tits shall not be calmed
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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