let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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