so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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