ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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