Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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