please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
he puts the penis in happiness.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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