So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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