no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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