tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
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my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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