Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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