I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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