i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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