their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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