You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
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that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
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Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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