I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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