Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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