Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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