another moral hangover. fuck.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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