Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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