Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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