I heard we made out
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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