I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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