oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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