My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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