apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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