I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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