Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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