On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
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