can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
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