Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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