His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
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I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
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He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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