Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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