I'm jealous of your bromance
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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