fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
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she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
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I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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