like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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