i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
My bed smells like the plague
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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